A riddle for those so inclined
To identify the gal who declined
to have this “F’th” birthday advertised
she wouldn’t think it a'tall wise
to have this day so headlined!

But who could ever resist
To tell all that she came to exist
A half a century ago
This honour we should bestow
For sure I know she’ll be _issed!

A celebration I think would be nifty
For the gal who that day turns F’fty
We’ll have pancakes, waffles and beverages too
And anything else you might like to construe
I know you’re all pretty shifty!

So come one and come all
To 218 Agricultural
February 27, 10 in the morning
This gal should receive no warning
For we’d have to listen to her all day squall!