Subject: | Fwd: Could you please forward this on to the grad students in each of your departments? Thanks! Message title: Soccer Friday!!! :) |
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Date: | Thu, 8 Jul 2010 18:59:07 -0500 |
From: | Iris Vaisman <iris.vaisman@gmail.com> |
To: | Martha Blouw <blouw@cc.umanitoba.ca> |
"It has long been
known..."
(I didn't look up the original reference)
"A definite trend is
evident..."
(These data
are practically
meaningless)
"While it has not been possible to provide definite answers to the
questions..."
(An unsuccessful experiment but I still hope to get it published)
“Three of the samples were chosen for detailed study” (The other results didn’t make any sense)
“Typical results are shown” (This I the prettiest graph)
“These results will be in a subsequent report” (I might get around to this sometime, if pushed/funded)
“In my experience” (Once.)
“In case after case” (Twice.)
“In a series of cases” (Thrice.)
“It is believed that” (I think)
“It is generally believed that” (A couple of others think so, too)
“Correct within an order of magnitude” (Wrong. Wrong. Wrong.)
“According to statistical analysis” (Rumor has it)
“A statistically-oriented projection of the significance of these findings” (A really wild guess)
“A careful analysis of obtainable data” (Three pages of notes were obliterated when I knocked over a beer glass)
“It is clear that much additional work will be
required
before a complete understanding of this phenomenon occurs”
(I don’t understand it…and I never will)
“After additional study by my colleagues” (They don’t understand it either)
“A highly significant are for exploratory study” (A totally useless topic selected by my committee)